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20160920-0059H

i'm sorry, do i look familiar to you?

--uhmm, no. why do you ask?

because you're giving me that weird look.

--really? well, i just think you look like..

what?

--you look like you just came back from a battle that you've lost.

well, the battle may be lost, but i survived.  so i kinda won.

--wow. ok.

hi, i'm tom.

--alex.

wait, is that? is that eagle, the lunar module?

--oh. oh yea.

wow. wait, look at this. just lift it up until you see.

--oh god. we came in peace for all mankind? wow.

yep.

--o...k...

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--i'm an apollo mission buff.

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looks like you've got 2 choices here.

--really? what are those?

interested? ok.

--a bit. go on.

it's either you become my future awkward situation..or..

--ok..or..

or..some 50 years from now, we look back to this moment and you'd say, "you were so confident that night and i'm really thankful you were"

--wow. you are something else, aren't you?

but either way you're coming home with me tonight.

--oh, that's the confident part.

yup! i ain't like this everyday but apparently i am tonight.

--good.

so..blah blah blah..blah blah blah.

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