how to be a douchebag? easy. just address your things with their brand. that's it.
instead of saying "my watch", say "my g-shock".
instead of "my phone", say "my iphone7".
my nike
my ford
my ray-ban
my levi's
my abercrombie
my chanel
my lacoste
my havaianas
my fibrella
my starbucks
my rugby
instead of saying "my watch", say "my g-shock".
instead of "my phone", say "my iphone7".
my nike
my ford
my ray-ban
my levi's
my abercrombie
my chanel
my lacoste
my havaianas
my fibrella
my starbucks
my rugby