dial 2-0-0-sex

"Hello? I'm looking for Michelle."

"Hi, this is Michelle speaking."

"Hi! I'm not sure if you remember me. This is Tom."

"Tom? Tom from college?"

"Yes."

"Tom! Hi Tom, how are you?"

"Great. Anyway, we had phone sex 10 years ago. I'd like to follow up on that."

"What?!"