freshman

-i saw it.

--yea, i saw it, too.

-seriously, that guy?

--i know, dude. whatever happened to his lip anyway?

-forget his lip, dude, it's his face.

--maybe he tried to eat all his money, then threw it all up afterwards.

-all his money are coins? he ain't got no bills?

--probably.

-or maybe, he's so fed up with his mercedes limo, that he tried to eat the bumper.

--maybe he got hit by the bumper.

-or..or..or..

--or what?

-forget it. he still got his money dude.

--yea, i know.

-that lucky son of a bitch of a bastard.

--maybe he's not lucky after all.

-what do you mean?

--remember how (BLEEP!) was like?

-oh, yea. oh ho ho. he's in for the worst joyride.

--yea, that'd be pretty awesome to watch.

-but (BLEEP!) ain't no (BLEEP!) i tell you that.

--yea, i can see that.

-yea.

--yea.

-yea.

--oh god, his face is much more depressing than that sun screen speech.

-we're just depressed dude.

--well, yea.

-yea.

--yea.

-wait, oh what now?!

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September 25, 2013 at 4:34pm