dude, that's a nice looking bridge right there.
--dude, you think i don't know that?
let's cross it. no, you cross it.
--nah. i'll pass.
i'm-a cross it.
--dude, no.
ok, i understand.
--thanks.
but why wouldn't you cross it?
--too pretty to step on, man.
yea. i know.
--yea. i know.
dude! where are you?
dude?!
hello?!
dude!
--hey!
what the hell, man? what happened?
--i crossed the bridge!
so? do you like it there?
--you know what? i'm not sure.
why is that?
--i kinda burnt it, man.
oh shit man. i'm out!
--wait! jesus man! what do i do?
uhmm..uhmm..jump back?
--too far man! i'd surely fall.
i think you already did, man.
--shut up! help me!
uhmm..uhmm..what are we doing again?
--you're helping me cross back this goddamn burnt down bridge!
oh yea, yea. wait. uhmm..uhmm..you know how to swim, right?
--no, i don't swim, no.
shit. ok, ok. wait..uhmm..uhmm..
--what?
you gotta swim man.
--shit.
jump then swim!
--shit.
do you wanna go back?
--yea?! i'm stuck here!
then you jump and swim, that's it.
--shit, here we go!
1..2..
--shit, 3!
fuck.
--FUCK!
keep your head above the water!
--what?!!!
keep your head above the water!!!
--WHAAAAT?!!!
just keep swimming!!!
--it's fucking mud, man! it's gooey and sticky!
so keep your head above the mud!
--I KNOW THAT!!!
a little bit more!
--argh..argh..
little more!
--argh..argh..
here, grab my hand!
--aaaargh!
ok, i'm gonna pull in 3. 1..2..
--shit. 3!!!
you ok man?
--(panting)
you ok man?!
--yea, yea, yea.
what happened back there, man?
--i crossed it.
i know you crossed it, why did it get burnt down?
--i kinda burnt it.
how the hell did that happen?
--honestly, i don't know.
damn man, why burn it? it was so pretty.
--it caught fire right after i got to the other end.
how's the other end?
--it was the prettiest place i've seen.
why not stay?
--can't.
why?
--fire was following me.
oh..that. that's tricky.
--the place is gonna catch fire any minute.
really? damn! well, it's good you went back.
--yea, i know. didn't think going back would be this hard.
you know you can't go there again, right?
--i know.
ok. good. now go clean up! you have cuts and bruises covered in mud.
--i know.
did it hurt?
--you have no idea!
was it worth it?
was it worth it?
dude!
--what?!
was it worth it?!
--every second of it, man.
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August 8, 2014 at 11:25am
--dude, you think i don't know that?
let's cross it. no, you cross it.
--nah. i'll pass.
i'm-a cross it.
--dude, no.
ok, i understand.
--thanks.
but why wouldn't you cross it?
--too pretty to step on, man.
yea. i know.
--yea. i know.
dude! where are you?
dude?!
hello?!
dude!
--hey!
what the hell, man? what happened?
--i crossed the bridge!
so? do you like it there?
--you know what? i'm not sure.
why is that?
--i kinda burnt it, man.
oh shit man. i'm out!
--wait! jesus man! what do i do?
uhmm..uhmm..jump back?
--too far man! i'd surely fall.
i think you already did, man.
--shut up! help me!
uhmm..uhmm..what are we doing again?
--you're helping me cross back this goddamn burnt down bridge!
oh yea, yea. wait. uhmm..uhmm..you know how to swim, right?
--no, i don't swim, no.
shit. ok, ok. wait..uhmm..uhmm..
--what?
you gotta swim man.
--shit.
jump then swim!
--shit.
do you wanna go back?
--yea?! i'm stuck here!
then you jump and swim, that's it.
--shit, here we go!
1..2..
--shit, 3!
fuck.
--FUCK!
keep your head above the water!
--what?!!!
keep your head above the water!!!
--WHAAAAT?!!!
just keep swimming!!!
--it's fucking mud, man! it's gooey and sticky!
so keep your head above the mud!
--I KNOW THAT!!!
a little bit more!
--argh..argh..
little more!
--argh..argh..
here, grab my hand!
--aaaargh!
ok, i'm gonna pull in 3. 1..2..
--shit. 3!!!
you ok man?
--(panting)
you ok man?!
--yea, yea, yea.
what happened back there, man?
--i crossed it.
i know you crossed it, why did it get burnt down?
--i kinda burnt it.
how the hell did that happen?
--honestly, i don't know.
damn man, why burn it? it was so pretty.
--it caught fire right after i got to the other end.
how's the other end?
--it was the prettiest place i've seen.
why not stay?
--can't.
why?
--fire was following me.
oh..that. that's tricky.
--the place is gonna catch fire any minute.
really? damn! well, it's good you went back.
--yea, i know. didn't think going back would be this hard.
you know you can't go there again, right?
--i know.
ok. good. now go clean up! you have cuts and bruises covered in mud.
--i know.
did it hurt?
--you have no idea!
was it worth it?
was it worth it?
dude!
--what?!
was it worth it?!
--every second of it, man.
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August 8, 2014 at 11:25am
